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Harry Potter Fan Prequel

Harry potter press — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 21:33:47 GMT

Fan Prequel
to the Potter Saga

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Book 1: The Crest of Infinity

By the time Mr. Gordon McDavish reached the rain soaked edge of the dark forest, the prospect of turning back had not only crossed his mind, but embedded searing tracks that weighed down his eyes. Mr. McDavish had done his job and this was far beyond the call of duty... Click Here

Mudblood Traveling Song: For Muggles on The Run

Harry potter press — Sat, 28 Jul 2007 18:47:38 GMT

CLICK MUSIC PLAYER ABOVE
"The Tale of Harry Potter"
Takes place at the same time as chapter Fifteen in Book Seven
(After Voldermort's overthrow of the Ministry)

Now I've heard a tale
Of a cold hearted scheme
Of whispers in darkness
And silencing screams.

Of days where the sunlight
Does not show it's face
And a boy who survived
A most unwelcome place

T'was many a life
In a far away time
That was taken from here
By a curse of a crime

The Potters died helpless
Their wands at their sides
Yet the Dark Lord was cursed
While the young boy survived.

La de da, de de da, la de da.

So come to the fireside
And sit for a while
It's been many a night
And we both need a smile

The ministries fallen
And we're on the run
Armed with only our courage
No wand or a gun

The trees grab their shadows
The wind whips their leaves
As we lurk in the darkness
Like beggars and thieves

But dare still, I hope
Potter will not give in
And we'll all see our families
And home once again.

You Know You're a Muggle When:

Harry potter press — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 06:51:48 GMT

Even though you're 35, you've put a cupboard under your staircase and moved in, in the hopes you'll get a Hogwarts Acceptance Letter
You've taken a permanent marker and written "Nimbus 2000" on your kitchen broom
Local authorities have sited you for interfering with wildlife. They didn't believe that you were checking the owls nightly, for mail
You bought a "wand" from an online company and filed a law suit after receiving it because it, "didn't really work."
Your eBay ID is something like "Sniper Snape 2007"
An online test places you in Huffelpuff and you curse your computer... but nothing happens
You've written numerous letters to Minerva Mcgonigal, but since you sent them by "standard mail" you know they'll never reach her
You find yourself boiling reptiles in the hopes that your acne will disappear
Your experience with extendable ears was much more painful than Fred and George's
You're selling fake Horcruxes online, hoping to make a fortune in Gallions
You go to the pound and adopt large black dogs, referring to them all as "Sirius"

Book 7 Un-Spoilers

Harry potter press — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 05:34:30 GMT

What you won't learn in book 7 (as far as I know)

Kreacher and Dobby are father and son
Hermione is Ron's brother (hey, it worked in Star Wars)
Harry discovers it's all a reality show
Ron's family inherits a fortune in chocolate frogs from Dumbledore
Snape goes on a book signing tour for his biography: "Potions & Passions: The Cauldron Wishing Well"
The Deathly Hollows lets you fight to bring back 7 people from the dead (how convenient a solution to the world's problems)
Hedwig turns out to be an animagi who is Dumbledor's sister
Aunt Petunia turns out to be a witch who had her mind cleared
Dudley becomes a dark wizard
Lupin leaves Tonks when she gives birth to a bobcat
Lucius Malfoy's wand has "imported" Chineese Dragon Heart Stirng
Voldermort's wand was simply "out of warranty"
Al Gore blames global warming on Dragon Flatulence
Harry faces Scabbers' half-animagi 3,720 rat-children
Fred and George go IPO. Harry's indicted for insider trading
With the Order in a frenzy, Harry enlists in the RAF

300 "360" Points

Harry potter press — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 06:19:50 GMT

It's been 6 sweeping hours thusfar, and I'm loving the new Order of the Phoenix game! I'm able to explore Hogwarts, cast spells and did I mention explore hogwarts??? This is a lot like Oblivion, but with purpose and more interactivity.

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Harry potter press — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 04:51:50 GMT

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Harry potter press — Wed, 21 Mar 2007 00:50:41 GMT

Harry Potter and the Harry Potter series is the sole creation of J. K. Rowling.

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