You Know You're a Muggle When:

• Even though you're 35, you've put a cupboard under your staircase and moved in, in the hopes you'll get a Hogwarts Acceptance Letter
• You've taken a permanent marker and written "Nimbus 2000" on your kitchen broom
• Local authorities have sited you for interfering with wildlife. They didn't believe that you were checking the owls nightly, for mail
• You bought a "wand" from an online company and filed a law suit after receiving it because it, "didn't really work."
• Your eBay ID  is something like "Sniper Snape 2007"
• An online test places you in Huffelpuff and you curse your computer... but nothing happens
• You've written numerous letters to Minerva Mcgonigal, but since you sent them by "standard mail" you know they'll never reach her
• You find yourself boiling reptiles in the hopes that your acne will disappear
• Your experience with extendable ears was much more painful than Fred and George's
• You're selling fake Horcruxes online, hoping to make a fortune in Gallions
• You go to the pound and adopt large black dogs, referring to them all as "Sirius"