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Harry Potter Fan Prequel

Fan Prequel
to the Potter Saga


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Book 1: The Crest of Infinity

By the time Mr. Gordon McDavish reached the rain soaked edge of the dark forest, the prospect of turning back had not only crossed his mind, but embedded searing tracks that weighed down his eyes. Mr. McDavish had done his job and this was far beyond the call of duty... Click Here



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Lily & Sev. As Seen On: catnipbox.free.fr
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King's Cross Platform 9 3/4 Exists
King's Cross Platform 9 3/4 Exists
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Lily & Baby Harry
Ginny & Harry Elf
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Harry & Ginny Chess

Mudblood Traveling Song: For Muggles on The Run

Mudblood Traveling Song: For Muggles on The Run

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"The Tale of Harry Potter"

Takes place at the same time as chapter Fifteen in Book Seven
(After Voldermort's overthrow of the Ministry)

Now I've heard a tale
Of a cold hearted scheme
Of whispers in darkness
And silencing screams.

Of days where the sunlight
Does not show it's face
And a boy who survived
A most unwelcome place

T'was many a life
In a far away time
That was taken from here
By a curse of a crime

The Potters died helpless
Their wands at their sides
Yet the Dark Lord was cursed
While the young boy survived.

La de da, de de da, la de da.

So come to the fireside
And sit for a while
It's been many a night
And we both need a smile

The ministries fallen
And we're on the run
Armed with only our courage
No wand or a gun

The trees grab their shadows
The wind whips their leaves
As we lurk in the darkness
Like beggars and thieves

But dare still, I hope
Potter will not give in
And we'll all see our families
And home once again.


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As Seen on: fanart.the-leaky-cauldron.org
As Seen on: fanart.the-leaky-cauldron.org

Book 7 Un-Spoilers

Book 7 Un-Spoilers

What you won't learn in book 7 (as far as I know)

  • Kreacher and Dobby are father and son
  • Hermione is Ron's brother (hey, it worked in Star Wars)
  • Harry discovers it's all a reality show
  • Ron's family inherits a fortune in chocolate frogs from Dumbledore
  • Snape goes on a book signing tour for his biography: "Potions & Passions: The Cauldron Wishing Well"
  • The Deathly Hollows lets you fight to bring back 7 people from the dead (how convenient a solution to the world's problems)
  • Hedwig turns out to be an animagi who is Dumbledor's sister
  • Aunt Petunia turns out to be a witch who had her mind cleared
  • Dudley becomes a dark wizard
  • Lupin leaves Tonks when she gives birth to a bobcat
  • Lucius Malfoy's wand has "imported" Chineese Dragon Heart Stirng
  • Voldermort's wand was simply "out of warranty"
  • Al Gore blames global warming on Dragon Flatulence
  • Harry faces Scabbers' half-animagi 3,720 rat-children
  • Fred and George go IPO. Harry's indicted for insider trading
  • With the Order in a frenzy, Harry enlists in the RAF


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2009 HP Theme Park as seen on: product-reviews.net
2009 HP Theme Park as seen on: product-reviews.net

What House Are You In?



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You Know You're a Muggle When:

You Know You're a Muggle When:

  • Even though you're 35, you've put a cupboard under your staircase and moved in, in the hopes you'll get a Hogwarts Acceptance Letter
  • You've taken a permanent marker and written "Nimbus 2000" on your kitchen broom
  • Local authorities have sited you for interfering with wildlife. They didn't believe that you were checking the owls nightly, for mail
  • You bought a "wand" from an online company and filed a law suit after receiving it because it, "didn't really work."
  • Your eBay ID  is something like "Sniper Snape 2007"
  • An online test places you in Huffelpuff and you curse your computer... but nothing happens
  • You've written numerous letters to Minerva Mcgonigal, but since you sent them by "standard mail" you know they'll never reach her
  • You find yourself boiling reptiles in the hopes that your acne will disappear
  • Your experience with extendable ears was much more painful than Fred and George's
  • You're selling fake Horcruxes online, hoping to make a fortune in Gallions
  • You go to the pound and adopt large black dogs, referring to them all as "Sirius"

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Hary, Hermione, Ron

What Creature Would You Be?



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Snape
My Little Pony Potter
Dumbledore


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